“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…

Cinder Blocks… Concrete Masonry Units, Standard Size Rectangular Blocks, used in Building Construction and Cufflinks. Eh? Like these Very Cool and Masculine Cinder Block (Called Breeze Blocks in the UK) Cufflinks. Fun Cufflinks that are Ideal for the House…

Crazy 3 Piece Ring… Wear them Stacked together, or Separate them on different Fingers, it’s Cool. And a little Punk. Featuring a Skull Ring, A Red Crystal Heart Ring, and a Rose Gold Plated Flower Ring. All three make…

“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….

Vinyl Records are coming back… Isn’t that the coolest thing? I still have a stack of singles in the closet… I can almost hear Elvis now. And so, with all things coming back, let’s support vinyl on your wrist….

When you wear this Necklace, you’ll need a limp, a lunge, and a couple of crooked hands… Just saying! After all, it is the Walking Zombie Area!