Peppermint Candy Swirl Double Flared Ear Gauge Plug
These Peppermint Swirled Candied (Sold as a Pair) Ear Plugs would look Great in your Holes! HOW FUN! Minty Fresh with Red and White Swirls, YUM! Coming in tons of Different Gauge Sizes, and Being Double Flared, you're gonna LOVE them! Plus, they even come with a Body Piercing Cleansing Towelette! Oh Sweet Heaven!
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Bloody Wrist Bangle
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood…” And now you can, with this Ultra-Fun Bloody Bangle Bracelet. Featuring Polymer Clay, this Bracelet is OOZING with Blood. Looking just like a Slit Wrist, this Bangle is Ideal for the Halloween Spirit….
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Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Chocolate M&M Cufflinks
When there’s a Chocolate Emergency… You may Eat your Cufflinks! Just saying… Because these Yummy Realistic Pieces of Candy, look just like Chocolate Covered M&M’s. Truly… Cute M&M’s with a Brown Coating and a Lovely m… Backed with Surgical…
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Adjustable Steel Nipple Rings
Holy nipples Batman… These look like something out of the movie SAW. Don’t they? Talk about an eye-stopper. It’s nipple rings that circle around, and clamp in the center. Adjustable clamps that squeeze in and hold on tight. WOW!…
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