Pig Rear End Ring
LMAO… If you want a Ring that will make everyone Bend Over and Laugh… This is the Ring to END it all! It’s a Black Plastic Ring that’s a Pig’s Rear, Corkscrew Tail, and Two Back Feet. Ham Hock anyone? Pork Chops? Flank? Crazy Ring that’s Wide, Thick, and Will Fit your Finger just Fine. Will you Wear a Pig’s Rear? BUTT of Course… I’m sure you’ll Squeal with Delight. :) “Oink Oink!”
Plastic Pig's Rear End Butt Hoof Ring
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Personalized Stump Ring
Remember when you Carved your Initials into a Tree? Well bring back those Loving Feelings with this Interesting STUMP Ring! A Stump that YOU Personalize with your very own Initials! How Romantic!
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Cute Green Cattle Charm
Ahhhhhhh, Just what your Charm Bracelet always needed: A Green Cow, with 4 Black Horns and 2 Noses! Cute, right? I think you deserve one… or TWO! Who could resist those Beady Black Eyes? Not me….
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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Jurassic World TRex Watch
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is coming out next month (June 21st, 2018) and it’s going to be HUGE! Like T-Rex Huge! Which is why, this Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Watch is a MUST-HAVE for any Fan! An Officially-Licensed Jurassic World…
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The Salvador Dali Watch
A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!
Prices could change at any time!