You Can't Polish A Turd Magnetic Lapel Pin
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Coffee Bean Ring
I Love me some Java… I NEED me some Java… And with this Ring, my Coffee Beans will be with me Forever! It’s a Very Cool, Stylish Clear Resin Ring that Features Real Coffee Beans that will stand out…
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Ptolemeic System Watch
Before Copernicus, the Stars and Sun Revolved around the Earth. With this Ptolemeic System Watch, you can still be at the Center of the Universe! Cool Watch! Makes a Great Gift for the Astrologer or Star Gazer in your…
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Make America Gay Again Pendant
Like the Return of Will and Grace doesn’t Gay up America, this Pendant certainly will. It’s a Gay Pride Rainbow Necklace featuring a Round Disc, a Rainbow Flag in the Shape of a Heart, the Silhouette of America, and…
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Stargazer’s Wrist Watch
This Stargazer’s Watch is the Night Sky of our Northern Hemisphere. The Face Features the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper, and it comes with Two Leather Bands, Blue and Black. With a Backlight Function and Phosphorous Hour Markers…
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Alien Encapsulated Earrings
Look out Roswell, these Earrings are showing your True Secrets! Encapsulated in Clear-Light Blue Resin, these Alien Specimen are Bony White and Curled up with Dark Black Eyes and Oval Heads! Cool Earrings that are OUT of this WORLD!…












