Remains of Buffalo (Bison) Teeth Earrings
These Earrings are Crazy Creepy Cool! Long Weathered Yellow Buffalo Teeth that look Gothic and Dark... EGADS! Genuine Buffalo Teeth Wire Wrapped in Blackened Wire and Dangling from Brass Kidney Ear Hooks. These 4" Long Teeth are Chosen at Random and Made to Order! So Buy an Extra Set of Teeth TODAY! :)
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Funyuns Earrings
These Onion-Flavored Corn Snacks are So Damn Good! I Can’t Stop Eating them! And if you Wear these Cute Dangly Funyun Earrings, I just might Eat your Ear Lobes! Not Kidding! You’ve been Warned!
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Reddit Snoo Ring
The Snoo Ring is Reddit’s First Official Step into Jewelry! Snoo, if you didn’t know, is Reddit’s Alien Mascot. Initially Created as a Doodle, Snoo Underwent Several Revisions (and got its Name) in its Transformation from Hypnotic-Eyed Sketch to…
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Severed Head Pendant
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! My Head Hurts just looking at this! HA! It’s a Severed Head in a Glass Dome Pendant that’s so Creepy, Gory, and BLOODY that everyone will Scream and Flee from the Room… Except for…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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Playboy Bunny Key Belly Ring
Want to Unlock a Sexy Belly Ring? Well this is your Ticket to FUN! It’s a Belly Button Navel Ring that features a Gold-Toned Key with a Cut out Playboy Bunny! So Cute! This Iconic Bunny will catch everyone’s…
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!