Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Steampunk Black Leather Watch
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
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Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant
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