Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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The Lost Boys Necklace
Who can forget The Lost Boys? It was such a Cool 1987 Horror Flick… After Moving to a New Town, Two Brothers are convinced that the Area is Frequented by Vampires. With Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Kiefer Sutherland, Jami…
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Green Gothic Skull Ring
Get your Fingers ready for Halloween with this Ultra-Witchy Engagement Ring. Featuring a Gothic Skull Ring with a Lovely Green CZ Stone. Perfect for Cosplay, this Ring is Bone Chilling and Creepy Good. Plus, you can Purchase the Skull…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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S.S. Georgie IT Paper Boat Brooch
Once you see that scene in Stephen King’s IT Movie, you will never forget it… The Paper Boat Scene with the S.S. Georgie Floating down the street and down into the Gutter… Where Pennywise makes his first appearance. Frightening…
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Mickey Through The Years Wrist Watch
If you can Dream it, DO IT. Shoot for the Stars, or in this case, the Crystals. Because this Crystal Mickey Mouse Watch is Bling-Bling for sure. It’s the Best way to Celebrate all of your Favorite Mickey Mouse…
