Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Teddy Bear Belly Ring
“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…
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Predator Ring
Predator ROCKS! The first Predator Movie was totally Incredible and I’ve LOVED Predator ever since. And this Ring shows off the Beauty of the Beast with the Dreads and those RED EYES! COOLNESS!
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Blackjack Cufflinks
People might think you have something UP your Sleeve, but you really have something ON your Sleeve! ;) COOL Cufflinks! These Gold Plated Round “21” Blackjack Cufflinks are a GREAT Gift for the Player! Game on!
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Gecko Eyes Reptile Earrings
You know, in 15 Minutes or less, I could Save you 15% or more on Car Insurance… Really! And with these Fun, Gecko Studs, you could do just that. Great Gecko Reptile Eyes that are Bright, Yellow, and Lizardy……
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…
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