Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Bee and Dripping Honey Earrings
What a beeeeeeutiful earring set. It’s a pair of earrings that will certainly create a buzz. One darling gold and black bee for one ear lobe, and a dripping goo of honey for the other. Adorable. Handmade, cast in…
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Walking Dead Zombie Brooch
Beautiful… They’re coming to get you Barbara! And with this Brooch Pin on… They’ll get anyone in their path. A Fun Zombie Brooch Pin that’s made out of Shrink Plastic, Hand Drawn, with Stainless Steel Fixings… All so you…
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Bloody Zombie Gummy Bear Pendant
LMAO! This is Cute… If you like Blood, and Gummy Bears… HA! It’s a Handmade Resin Pendant, that looks just like a Green Gummy Bear. Only a Dead one… For this Bear is Stitched and Bloody and will look…
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Creepy Zombie Belly Ring
“White Zombie” was the very FIRST Zombie Movie ever made! It was an Independent Film Shot in 1932 off the Universal Studios Lot. It told the Story of a Young Woman’s Transformation into a Zombie at the Hands of…
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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meh. Bracelet
LMAO! meh. means: Uninspiring. Unexceptional. It’s Expressing a Lack of Interest or Enthusiasm. Like when your MOM tells you to Take out the Trash! meh. Or when you’re Watching a Stupid TV Show… “Meh. I’m not Impressed so Far!”…
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