Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that next to your Face? Right? Now when People call you a Little Stinker… They mean it! Love Rabbits? Well, you’ll Love these Drops Bouncing off your Ears! HA!
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Real Rabbit Poop Dangle Earrings
This gives "Earring Drops" a whole new meaning! :) Rabbit Dung (coming in Unique Textures of course - Never Squished, Left Entirely in its Original, Natural Form and Colors, Dark Browns, similar to Espresso!)... Meant to be a Symbol for the Harmonic Integration of Mankind into Nature, but really, it's just POOP! Comfortable, Durable, and Varnished with a Resin on the Surface, these Drops are hung from Fish Hook Ear Wires, and will get a lot of "Those are so Cute", until they hear what they are! HA! A MUST HAVE! Hop to it...
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Barbed Wire Rubber Bracelet
Talk about edgy… This Bracelet is a Rubber Bracelet that’s made to resemble Barbed Wire. Or, as some people say Barb Wire, and even “Bob Wire”! It’s Black, Thick, Stretchy Rubber, so you just Slip it over your Wrist,…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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Mister Rogers Thug Life Earrings
LMAO! Mister Rogers was an American TV Personality, Famous for Creating and Hosting an Educational Preschool Television Series called “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”. Sweet. Charming. Even Funnier when Eddie Murphy did Mr. Robinson on SNL. But now Mister Rogers as…
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Medusa Necklace
Remember that time that your Mother gave you a Perm and you cried for a Week? Well imagine SNAKES instead! That’s right Medusa Fans, get a Load of these Locks. Gold Tones Snakes that will give everyone Nightmares! :)
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Thanksgiving Day Turkey Watch
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