Real Tick Ear Plugs
EGADS! It’s Real Ticks. In your Ears. Feasting on your Brains… Okay, maybe they’re not ALIVE, but they were at one time. Genuine Ticks (Death by Nature), Sealed in Ear Plugs that will Plug your Ears but good. 2G, 6mm, Non-Flared, Double O-Ring, Stretched Ear Plugs in White Acrylic, coated with Hand Poured Resin. Sure to bring a Squeam or two. Packaged in a Decorative Organza Bag, too. They certainly won’t Tick you off! :)
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Real Tick Insect Ear Gauges Plugs
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Sandpaper Ear Plugs
COOL COOL COOL! These Rose Gold Ear Plugs are Neat! They look just like Sandpaper! Talk about ROUGH! These are Visually Stunning and Very Different. Can you use your Head as a Sander? Find out…
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…
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Easy To Read Silicone Nurse Watch
Are you a Nurse, Doctor, Student??? Looking for the Perfect Wrist Watch? Well Feast your Eyes on this… It’s a Scrub Watch that has everything you’re looking for: An Easy to Read Face, with a White Background, Black Numbers;…
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Twister Board Game Watch
What a Beautiful Twist of Time… It’s a Twister Wrist Watch, that really works! Fun Twister Colors, Yellow, Blue, Green and Red, with the Hand and Foot as the Hour Hand… And what’s even better… The Board really WORKS!…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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