Real Tick Ear Plugs
EGADS! It’s Real Ticks. In your Ears. Feasting on your Brains… Okay, maybe they’re not ALIVE, but they were at one time. Genuine Ticks (Death by Nature), Sealed in Ear Plugs that will Plug your Ears but good. 2G, 6mm, Non-Flared, Double O-Ring, Stretched Ear Plugs in White Acrylic, coated with Hand Poured Resin. Sure to bring a Squeam or two. Packaged in a Decorative Organza Bag, too. They certainly won’t Tick you off! :)
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Real Tick Insect Ear Gauges Plugs
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Dexter Bubblegum Bracelet
Did Dexter Chew Gum? If he did, I have a feeling they would look like this… Bloody Balls of Bubble Gum that look like a Serial Killer’s Favorite Chew. Fun, Gory Bracelet made out of 20mm Resin Round Splatter…
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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I’ll Treat You Like A… Pendant
This is one CRAZY Pendant! Bet you’ve never seen one like this before! :) It’s a Silver or Gold Toned Necklace featuring a Framed Image that reads: “I’ll Treat You Like A…” And then the Picture below says it…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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Dog Poo Brooch
HA! Pardon my Poo… But it’s a Load of FUN! A Pet Dog Brooch Pin Set that’s Cute, Adorable, and Colorful too. Featuring one Brown Dog, Squatting, Taking a Dump (with a Little White Heart on his Hump), and…
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