Working Salt and Pepper Shaker Earrings
I can just see someone pulling these out of their Ears and Sprinkling Salt and Pepper on their Food at a Diner. I would LAUGH! But, they Work and they Work well, so the Jokes on me! These Glass Vials hold Real Salt and Real Pepper (Refillable), and Hang from Sterling Silver Ear Wires. The Domed Tops are Sterling Silver as well, and have Holes to let the Seasoning FLOW! They are Marked S & P, just in case you need help... Fun Earrings, but you know... "This Dance ain't for Everybody. Only the Sexy People! Ah, Push it - Push it Real Good!"
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Sock Monkey Bead Charm
This OHM Bead is Compatible with All Major Brand Bracelets, Necklaces, and Anklets (in other words: PANDORA!). It’s Cute, Cuddly, and will add some Humor to your Adorable Charm Bracelet. Cheers!
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Evil Eye Voodoo Flesh Necklace
GNARLY! WOW! My Eyes HURT just Looking at this! OMG! It’s an Evil Eye Fleshy Zombie Pendant that’s just Beyond WORDS! It looks so Real. So Gory. So Gross. So Bad Ass! I LOVE IT! Damn! This Necklace is…
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No Tiny Hands Necklace
I really love this necklace, because what it says is pretty clear: NO TRUMP! Actually stamped reading “NO TINY HANDS”, it’s a great way to get the message out, especially on President’s Day. No little hands in the oval…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Jack Sparrow Ring
Oh The Pirates of the Caribbean… “ARRRGGGGG MATEY!” It’s a Jack Sparrow Ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A Blinging Pirate Skull with a Gold Plated Skull and Cross Bones Pirate Hat, and a Gleaming Cutlass, Short, Broad…
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…












