Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Septum Mustache Steel Retainer
I knew a Lady who had a Mustache once. My Aunt Gertrude. It wasn't like Tom Selleck, but more like Justin Bieber. She always had Food stuck to it... I'm Rambling! And with this Too-Funny Septum Retainer, you could be Rambling too! Put this 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Retainer in your Septum, wiggle your Nose, and you'll lighten up any Room! :) Comes in Pairs, so you and your BF can look like Cats! MEOW!
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Star Wars Light Side / Dark Side Watch
This Star Wars Wrist Watch is good for both the Jedi, as well as Darth Vader. A Light Side / Dark Side Watch featuring half of the dial in lovely hues of Vibrant Blue, and the other side, a…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Zombie Black Hands Fog Ring
INCREDIBLE! WOW! This Ring just BLOWS me away… It’s probably the Coolest, Creepiest Ring I’ve ever seen. It’s a Resin Ring, with Black Zombie Hands Rising up outta the FOG! INSANE! Beautifully Made, Full of Dead Fingers and Rotting…
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Fancy Pale Man Necklace
If you ever Watched the Movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”, then you know who the Pale Man is… He’s a Grotesque Monster with an Appetite for Children. If you Wake him, he Picks up his Eyeballs and Places them into the…
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