Retro 70's Shake and Bake for Chicken Earrings
Talk about 70's Retro Cooking... These Earrings are Cute Shake 'n Bake Boxed Chicken Meals and are ready to Grab People's Eyes and Make them Hungry at the same time. They're made out of Polymer Clay, and are Available for a Limited Time Only. They Hang from Hypo Allergenic Nickle-Free Fish Wire Hooks and Look Good enough to Eat! Put these Dangles on and Shake all you Want... Or, you could just do the Chicken Dance. Right? ;)
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Tarantula Necklace
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE…
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Cigarette Ear Plug
LOL! I’ve seen People Stick Pencils in their Ears… But NOW, you can Stick Cigarettes! These Fun Ear Plugs are PERFECT for the Smoker. Looking like a Real Cigarette, these Ear Plugs come in Gauge Sizes 6G, 4G, 2G,…
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Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring
LMAO! Hang on a minute… I can’t stop Laughing! Poor Poor Mickey… HA! This Mickey Mouse is not the Mickey that I know. It’s sort of like Mickey, but on some Crazy Crack! HA! Look at those Googly Eyes……
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Mickey Mouse Spinning Ring
This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Ambiguously Gay Duo Necklace
The Ambiguously Gay Duo is an American Animated Comedy Sketch that Debuted on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to its Permanent Home on Saturday Night Live. And now, it can have a Permanent Home around your Neck too!…