God Is Busy, Can I Help You Wrist Watch
Funny Watch. I don't know whether it's a Quaint Reminder... Or whether it's saying you're the Devil! HA! Either way, it should get people talking, and that's good! Coming with a 3-Hand Analog Japan Quartz Movement, with a Leather Buckle Band, this Watch is Water Resistance up to 3 ATM (30 Meters), has a 1 Year Manufacturers Limited Warranty, and is a Big-Faced Timepiece that will never go out of Style! Buy one TODAY... and keep those Pitchforks away from me!
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Dabbing Shiba Inu Necklace
The Shiba Inu is the Smallest of the Six Spitz Breeds of Dog from Japan… And the Dab, Dabbing, is a Simple Dance Move in which a Person (or a Dog) Drops its Head into the Bent Crook of…
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Bloody Zombie Gummy Bear Pendant
LMAO! This is Cute… If you like Blood, and Gummy Bears… HA! It’s a Handmade Resin Pendant, that looks just like a Green Gummy Bear. Only a Dead one… For this Bear is Stitched and Bloody and will look…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Voltron Ring
Cool Cool Cool! This is a Beautifully Made Voltron Ring, from the Shadow Series, Featuring The Legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe! A Mighty Robot that is Loved by Good, and Feared by Evil. Cast in Two-Tone Stainless…
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…












