God Is Busy, Can I Help You Wrist Watch
Funny Watch. I don't know whether it's a Quaint Reminder... Or whether it's saying you're the Devil! HA! Either way, it should get people talking, and that's good! Coming with a 3-Hand Analog Japan Quartz Movement, with a Leather Buckle Band, this Watch is Water Resistance up to 3 ATM (30 Meters), has a 1 Year Manufacturers Limited Warranty, and is a Big-Faced Timepiece that will never go out of Style! Buy one TODAY... and keep those Pitchforks away from me!
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Gold Bullion Cufflinks
Talk about classy… And wealthy. Whether it be real, or in the future, everyone wants gold bullion. Tons of it. Gold is the symbol of the rich and famous, so the next time you slide into that tuxedo, the…
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Black Spider Belly Ring
You can never trust a Spider… They like to Spin things and Post things on the Web. :) Right? HA! If you Like Spiders, and who doesn’t, this Spider will look Grand crawling up your Belly! It’s Creepy, it’s…
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Nyan Cat Pop Tart Ring
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-Bit Animation Depicting a Cat with the Body of a Cherry Pop Tart flying through Outer Space… And it’s landed on your Finger! For this Fun, Colorful Feline, is…
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Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…
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Jeweler’s Loupe for iPhone 6
What an awesome Jeweler’s Loupe (made for the iPhone 6). It has an awesome high-powered 60x magnification lens and a built in Bright LED light… INCREDIBLE!
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Cigarette Finger Ring Holders
“Here, hold my Cigarette… Oh Never Mind, I’ll use this…” A Cigarette Holder Ring that does exactly that; Holds your Cigarette, which frees up your Hands so you can do other tasks, such as Eating, Playing Games, Typing, Picking…












