God Is Busy, Can I Help You Wrist Watch
Funny Watch. I don't know whether it's a Quaint Reminder... Or whether it's saying you're the Devil! HA! Either way, it should get people talking, and that's good! Coming with a 3-Hand Analog Japan Quartz Movement, with a Leather Buckle Band, this Watch is Water Resistance up to 3 ATM (30 Meters), has a 1 Year Manufacturers Limited Warranty, and is a Big-Faced Timepiece that will never go out of Style! Buy one TODAY... and keep those Pitchforks away from me!
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Men’s Camouflage Ring
I love this Men’s 8mm Camouflage Comfort Fit Tungsten Band! It looks great and will certainly gain attention. It’s cool!
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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iPod Mini Jack Earrings
These Earrings are Jacked up! Literally! Jacks from an Apple iPod, that are now Cool, Cute Dangly Earrings. Apple Fans, Geeks, Gadget Freaks, these are the Earrings for you! Modern and Techy, Stick these in your Ears and get…
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Kiss My Mustache Belly Ring
There’s something Fishy about a Girl wearing this Belly Button Ring… Don’t ya think? Oh wait… Yeah, it’s a Guys! (Unless my Hairy Aunt Gertrude wants one) This Navel Ring is Cute and Funny and hey, it may even…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Corgi Butt Earrings
OMG! Keep the Toddlers Fingers from these Earrings, because they’re Corgi Butts, and they are Lovingly Adorable. Fun Doggie Earrings, Colorful Corgis, Facing Away, giving you the time of day… With nothing but a Butt, and a Big Black…












