Social Distancing If You Can Read This You're Too Close Pendant Necklace
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3 Carrot Ring
LOL PRANK PRANK PRANK. That’s one Prank Per Carat… Oops… “CARROT” It’s a Fake Engagement Ring containing 3 Whole “Carrots” that will Certainly turn her Face Orange! Carved Carrots, with Stems, Cast in Alloy, Rhodium Plated Silver Finish, making…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Humpty Dumpty Charm
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!
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Intestines In A Jar Necklace
I LOVE it when I come across a Particular Piece of Merchandise that even makes me go “OH MY GOD!” Well… This one did! It got the WOW Factor! Intestines in a Jar. YUM! Sloshy, Twisted up, and WET!…
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Komodo Dragon Ring
The Komodo Dragon is a Large Species of Lizard found in the Indonesian Islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar… Not to mention the “Curse of the Komodo” Movie! HA! It’s Hungry! But I prefer to stick…
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Como Te Llama Cufflinks
“Como Te llamas?” “No… Como Te Llama!” It’s not “What’s your name?”… Or translated more correctly, “How is yourself called?” It’s a Fun Meme that’s Features a Cute Little Llama… Mama. And it’s Printed on some Great Looking Cufflinks,…












