Solar Orbit Necklace
My Planets are so out of Whack… Good thing they’re linked together and Forming one of the Coolest Necklaces around. A Solar Orbit Necklace featuring the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter. Awesome and Geeky! It’s an Interstellar Journey that’s Colorful, Beautiful, Bold, and will look Great with any Outfit. 21″ long, Stunning Stars, the Sun, the Moon, the Belt… All Incredible and Exclusive! So Grab the Universe Today!
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Solar Planets Orbit Necklace Pendant
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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Pig Rear End Ring
LMAO… If you want a Ring that will make everyone Bend Over and Laugh… This is the Ring to END it all! It’s a Black Plastic Ring that’s a Pig’s Rear, Corkscrew Tail, and Two Back Feet. Ham Hock…
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Michael Myers Knife Earrings
Holy Crap these Earrings are Scary. They are Totally KILLER! Fantastically Detailed Knife Blade Earrings with the Likeness of Michael Myers himself… Split right down the middle. Frightening and Creepy, these Iconic Earrings are so Different, so Unique, they’re…
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Bear Trap Necklace
AWESOMEEEEE! Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy could have used this sucker in The Revenant Movie. HA! It’s a Bear Trap Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and Vicious looking! Handmade with Steel, Metal and Chain, this Pendant is KILLER… The Chain…
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The Diver Necklace
Humorous Necklace Pendant featuring a Diver Diving into the Abyss… Sure to draw some Attention AND SMILES! Handmade using Plastic and Alloy, this Diver is one Happy Camper! Makes you want to Dive in and get Wet! :)
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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