Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Heart Spider Ear Plugs
Ah Valentine’s Day… Coming Soon. And nothing says “I LOVE YOU” better than a Face full of Spiders. Right? And with these Lovely Heart Shaped Ear Plugs, you can do just that, with 16 Legs, a Fat Bloated Body…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Frankenduck Earrings
Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!
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Green Dragon Wing Pendant
WOW! This is one of the Coolest Pendants yet! It’s a Green Dragon Wing with Hematite Colored Claws… And it’s AWESOME! So Dark, Creepy, and COOL! This Handcrafted Mythical Creature is made with Polymer Clay, Antiqued and Finished with…
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Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…












