Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Box of Chocolates Heart Ring
This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…
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Ouija Goth Necklace
As if I didn’t have enough Nightmares… Now comes the Monster Planchette… NICE! A Stunning Work-Of-Art, Featuring a Creepy, Goth Planchette, Handmade, a FRIGHTENING Pendant indeed (Perfect for your Witchy Outfit). Approx. 2″ x 1.4″, this 22″ Necklace is…
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Unicorn and Panda Pendant
LMAO! This Pendant just KILLS me! HA! Funny as HELL! It’s a Unicorn and a Panda, doing what they ought to… HELLO! And the LOOK on that Panda’s Face! PRICELESS! No wonder why Unicorns went Extinct… The Pandas took…
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Feather Ring
“I may have a Feather Duster Down my Pants!” -Johnny Depp. Great Quote, has nothing to do with this Feather Ring, but it makes me Laugh. And this Feather Ring makes me Chuckle as well. My first Reaction is…












