Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Bubble Gum Queen Ring
Cheeky Ring with a Mini-Woman sitting on a Chair, making a Chewing Gum Bubble, on a Green Ring made of Resin. It will make people go “WHAAAAAATTT?”
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Glass Bead Christmas Tree Earrings
Cute, Simple, Elegant Glass Earrings, that look just like Adorable Christmas Trees! Featuring Pretty Green, Yellow, and Red Glass Beads, 1.25″ Long, Dangling from a Silver Plated Ball and Spring French Hook Earring. They are Delightful, Festive and FUN!!!…
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TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny…
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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Cryptic Pentagram Cufflinks
Beautiful… You not only can look Stylish and Cool, but you can Summon the Devil too! HA! These are Spooky Fun Cufflinks for the Demon Fool this Holiday Halloween Season. Cufflinks featuring a Cryptic Pentagram, encased in Cabochon Glass,…
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…












