Officially Licensed Star Wars Porg Cufflinks
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Naked Mole Rat Necklace
HA HA HA! OMG I so want to Buy this as a Gag Gift. It’s a Funny Looking Mole Rat (Hairless, of Course) and it hangs from a 18″ Sterling Silver Chain. Just Lovely! Made out of Durable Clay,…
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Carrot Stud Earrings
“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?
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Fake Diamond Necklace
LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…
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Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
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Stained Glass Hedgehog Brooch
A D O R A B L E ! ! ! Seriously… This is the Cutest Hedgehog you’ll ever see… Such a Beauty! A Wonderfully, Handmade Hedgehog that looks just like Stained Glass. Spectacular. 1.1 inches wide, this Lovely…
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90 Percent Virgin Belly Ring
LMAO! Okay… What exactly is 90% Virgin? Anybody got a Guess? I don’t even Want to Think about it… I’d rather Laugh about it. :) This is a Cute and Fun and Very Pink Belly Ring that will Certainly…