Star Wars Stormtrooper Collector's Watch
"...Hey, Waita-Minit! Stormtrooper Boots don't have Laces!" HA! This Cool Collector's Watch will make you want to watch Star Wars all over again. This Watch has a Brushed Finish so it resembles a Stormtrooper's Helmet (or Bucket as they say), and is Water Resistant up to 5 ATM (That's 165 Feet. So Sorry, No Gungan City Trips), Plus it also Includes an Official Collector’s Certificate and a Guarantee from the Distributor to Replace up to 36 Months after the Date of Purchase. Sweet! There's only one last thing to Say... "Don't Move!" ;)
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Mustache Nipple Barbell
It’s Believed that the Fake Mustache Trend Originated with Hipsters as a way to Mock Conventional Ideals of Fashion and Style… So this Nipple Barbell will be right up their Alley! Ya Think?
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Mooning Santa Cufflinks
HA HA HA, or should I say Ho Ho Hole! These Cufflinks really make my Belly Hurt! Talk about FUNNY! Santa Claus Cufflinks that and Bending Over and Giving you the Full Moon! What a Jolly Fellow St. Nick…
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Pumpkin Patch Lapel Pin
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…” That’s what this Darling Lapel Pin reminds me of… A Cute, Festive, Fun, Fall Pumpkin Patch, and here’s the Sign to Point the way. It’s a Lapel Pin, Brooch, that can be worn…
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World of Warcraft Ring
Cool looking Copper Plated Ring with Sterling Silver and White Gold using new Nano Technology… Whatever that means! All I See is a WORLD OF WARCRAFT RING and my Heart Skips a Beat. MUST HAVE ONE TODAY!
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9 Urban Punk Knuckle Ring Set
Looking for some Cool, New Rings? How about 9 of them… 9 smooth Rings, high polished, silver-tone, that you can wear all over your fingers, knuckles, even the midway point (called midi). They’re cool, stylish, urban, and cheap. Just…
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Master Slave Bracelets
Well aren’t you the 50 Shades of Grey one? I can see it in your Dog Collar… and your Bracelet! HA! These Bracelets say a lot about YOU and your SLAVE! It’s the Master and Slave Bracelets that are…












