Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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Steampunk Black Leather Watch
I really dig Wide Leather Bracelets, so when I saw this Thick Leather Black Strap with a Very Cool Steampunk Wrist Watch, my mouth fell open. It’s Simply Stunning in Detail! Black Steel and Silver-Plated Fittings Clad in Natural…
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Army Style LED Watch
Kick Ass COOL Watch that’s Futuristic and Easy to Read! Blue LED Lights show you what Time it is at a Glance! Who Needs Hands, when you have 28 Bright LED Emitters! Right?
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Hot Pink Flower Nipple Rings
Ah Yes… Spring! Everything’s in Bloom: The Trees, the Buds, the Flowers… All the Birds are Laying Eggs, the Squirrels are in Heat… You gotta Love it! And what you’ll LOVE even more: These Nipple Rings! Beautiful Flower Nipple…
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Spongebob Squarepants Monster Pin
HA HA! This enamel pin cracks me up. It’s Spongebob Squarepants looking daper than every before. A monster Halloween horror pin that will attach to your hat, coat, purse, lapel, wherever you desire. Brightly colored, measuring approximately 1.5″, this…
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Meteorite Wedding Band
Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…
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HO HO HO Necklace
HO HO HO… I know a Ho that should wear this Necklace… Oh wait, wrong HO! HA! It’s a Gold and Glittering HO HO HO Necklace that’s Festive and FUN! It’s actually a Gold Plastic Medallion that’s Dangling from…