Two-Tone Zipper Ring
“Hey, um, your Zipper’s Down!” HA! And with this Interesting Zipper Ring, you may hear that a lot! It’s a Two-Tone Zipper Ring that features an Alloy Rhodium Plated Ring with a 18K Gold Plated Zipper… That’s Open indeed! :) Plus, it’s decked out with Sparkling Swarovski Crystals. Bling Bling… Now, what to do about that Zipper…
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Swarovski Crystal 18K GP Two-tone Zipper Ring
What a Fun Ring... Reminds me of all the different ways to Tell Someone that their Fly is open. Let's begin: "Are you Afraid of Heights? Your Fly is!" "The Cucumber has left the Salad!" "Put the Pickle Back in the Jar!" "Someone Tore Down the Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out!" "You’ve got Windows in your Laptop!" "Zippity Doo Dah!" "I see the Priest is Hearing Confessions!" "Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson!" "I Thought you were Crazy; now I see your Nuts!" "Do you have a License to Sell Hot Dogs?" "Captain, Sensors Detect a Wormhole in the Forward Quadrant!" And of course, the most used Phrase: "XYZ" (Examine your Zipper)! There, that was FUN! And so is this Ring! ZIP!
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Mini Spider-Man Pendant
Super Stinking Cute… Or should I say, SUPERHERO! For it’s Spider-Man… Mini Style. Featuring a Little Bitty, Teeny Weeny, Spidey-Man, Silver Tone, and Clinging to his Web (Bead Chain), like he’s about to Save a Miniature Universe or something….
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Ranch Dressing Necklace
Yep, you’re a Ranch Lover if you wear a Ranch Dressing Necklace. Looking just like a Miniature Bottle of Hidden Valley’s Ranch Dressing, this Colorful, Creamy Bottle is made from Polymer Clay, and strung from a 18″ Bead Necklace….
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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T-Rex Dinosaur Head Necklace
What a Cool Cool Kick-Ass Cool Necklace. If I wore this, I’d walk around all day going “RAWRRRRRRRR!” Seriously. So would you. Admit it. It’s a Beautifully Sculpted T-Rex Dinosaur Head Pendant that’s Cast in 316L Stainless Steel and…
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Jedi Cufflinks
LOL Famous Last Words: Trust Me, I’m a Jedi! HA! A JEDI is a Member of the Mystical Knightly Order in the Star Wars Films, Trained to Guard Peace and Justice in the Universe. Jedis have Special Privileges and…
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