Remember in the Movie “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”, when Willie (Kate Capshaw) has to crawl through the Dark Tunnel and gets Centipedes in her Hair? Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking when I see this Bracelet! Yikes!

What an INSANE Watch! The Night Vision Can Record in Complete Darkness!!! WHAT??? How Cool! Comes with a Built-In 8GB Flash Memory to Record Hours of Footage. Crazy Stuff! I LOVE it!

Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…

WOW! This is probably one of the Creepiest and COOLEST Pendants I have ever seen. So Dark! So Gothic! SO AWESOME! A Pendant with Teeth… Big Scary Teeth! Crazy Pendant that will have people Chomping at the Bit. :)

LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…

This is me all the time. What? I said, this is me all the time… Talking to Myself. Answering Myself. Having people Stare at me like I’m Crazy… Probably so. But still, it’s a Talks to Self Ring, that’s…