Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained, Cruelty-Free, from a Turtle who Saw Better Days as a Hero in a Half-Shell. Poor Thing. Makes a Great Gift Tho! Chop Chop!
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Genuine Turtle Feet Cufflinks
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Wheel of Fortune Wrist Watch
Wheel of Fortune has been around since 1975. It’s a Competition TV Show Game that allows Contestants to Solve Word Puzzles, similar to Hangman, to Win Cash and Prizes by Spinning a Giant Carnival Wheel… And boy does my…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Kiwi Bird Necklace
LMAO! This Bird makes me Smile! Just look at it… Goofy Eyes, Crazy Feathers, and those Moveable Legs… What a Laugh getter. A Handmade Kiwi Bird (Which is a Flightless Bird Native to New Zealand, approximately the Size of…
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Huge Skeleton Hand Earrings
Totally Awesome! You know what I LOVE about these Earrings? Everything! The SIZE is Insane… Just look at how big they are on the Ears… Scary Crap! Huge Skeleton Hands, Dangling down from your Earlobes… it doesn’t get any…
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