The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Magical Unicorn Belly Button Ring
It’s so magical it looks like a lucky charm. Right? But this dangle charm is for a different hole, your belly. A very cute and colorful unicorn belly button navel ring that’s full of pinks, purples, blues and yellows….
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…
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Dog Dump Brooch
LMAO! I Can’t Stop LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It’s a Brooch of a Dog in a Yellow Sweater taking a DUMP! Bah ahaahaahahahahah! My Eyes are Crying… My Stomach Hurts! But does this Dog Care?…
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Orange Soda Pop Cap Bracelet
MMM Bring on the Orange Drink. I’ve LOVED Orange Soda since I was a Kid (Orange Flavored Drinks at McDonalds). HA! And NOW, it’s a Bottle Cap Bracelet (Vintage and Unused Caps) featuring Different Brands of Orange Soda. 5…
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Rasta Lion Smoking Pendant
This Lion ROCKS! He’s got to be the Most Bad Ass Lion on the Face of the Earth! He’s a Polymer Clay Rasta Lion that’s just Perfect! With his Mane Braided in Dreadlocks, to the Headphone Beats on his…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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