"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Glass Alien Double Flare Plugs
“What’s E.T. Short for?” “Because he’s got Little Legs!” HA! “What do you call an Alien with 3 Eyes?” “An Aliiien!” :) “How do you Greet a Three Headed Alien?” “Hello, Hello, Hello!” “How do Aliens keep their Pants…
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Zen Buddha Nipple Rings
Zen is Meditating. An Attitude of Spiritual Awakening. The Source from which all the Actions of Daily Life Flow; Eating, Sleeping, Breathing, Walking, Talking, Thinking, it’s all about the Zen. The Ying Yang, the Balance within ourselves. So Balance…
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Cat in a Box Necklace
lol, Cats and their Boxes. I can’t get enough… What is their fascination? Why, you can even Draw a Box on the Ground and the Silly Cat will sit on it… That’s Insane. Just like this Hilarious Cat Pendant,…
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Spaghetti Ring
“On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered with Cheese, I Lost my Poor Meatball, When Somebody Sneezed…” Hold onto your Meatballs… With your Fingers, because this Ring is a Spaghetti Dinner Ring! So Dig in while it’s HOT, or this…
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Windmill Fidget Spinner Ring
Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…
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Steampunk Trinket Box
Damn I LOVE Steampunk Stuff! The Gears, Gizmos and Eye-Candy is just too much. It’s Sensory Overload! HA! And this Very Cool and Ultra-Hip Jewelry Trinket Box is Bad Ass! Just think of all the Steampunk Jewelry you could…