Traffic Cone Earrings
Oh Boy, your Ears could Stop Traffic. Literally. Just Dangle them out the Window and everyone will come to a Screeching Halt. Because these Darling Earring Dangles, are Orange Traffic Cones… Just a Wee Bit Smaller. :) 3D Printed Cones that look just like the Real Ones you see in Construction Sites. Hanging from Surgical Steel Fishhook Wires, what more could you ask for? Flares?
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Funny Orange Traffic Cone Earrings
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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Human Skull Carved Bone Ring
This Ring is SICK! Cool! Creepy and AWESOME… For it’s a Human Skull, that’s Hand Carved out of BONE! The Details are Incredible too… Daunting Eye Sockets, Gnarly Teeth, even the Cracks in the Cranium… Stunning! Dug out of…
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Donut Ring
When you need a donut (and who doesn’t need a donut), this ring is all the colorful fun you’ll want. Unless you really have a sweet tooth… It’s a fun donut shaped ring, hole and all, with pink enamel…
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Mummified Alive Brooch Pin
Sick, Twisted, Horrifying… And IDEAL for Halloween… Or anytime you want to be Mummified! Crazy Brooch Lapel Pin featuring a Human Body, wrapped up and Mummified, ALIVE! Crazy Pin that will bring all kinds of Terror… And Comments! Pin…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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