Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when a Tornado hits your Neighborhood and does $100,000 Worth of Improvements! Bah ah aha… Trashy eh?
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Trailer Trash Humor Cufflinks
You know you're Trailer Trash when you use a Toilet Brush to Scratch your Back! You know you're Trash when you think Fast Food is Hitting a Deer at 65... And the list goes on and on... And so will the Laughs and Jokes with these Trailer Trash Cufflinks. Made of Nickel Free Silver, and Sealed under Glass, these Funny Ass Cufflinks will make a Great Gag Gift, as well as the Perfect Gift for the Person who's been Married Three Times and still has the same in-laws! Just Sayin'!
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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Sock Monkeys Hugging Brooch
A Sock Monkey is a Toy made from Socks Fashioned in the likeness of a Monkey. These Stuffed Animals are a Mixture of Folk Art and Kitsch in the Culture of the United States and Canada. And did you…
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Eyeball Pendant
“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…
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I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!”…
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Leather Face Cat Pin
OMG! OMG! OMG! This Cat Brooch Pin is INSANE! That’s why I LOVE it! It’s a Cute Cat sitting on a Chainsaw and wearing the Leather Face from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! HA! CRAZY COOL CREEPY CAT!
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