Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Dragon Head Ring With Ruby Eyes
Oh Man, this is one of the Coolest and most Badass Dragon Rings I’ve ever seen… Such a Realistic and Highly Detailed Sculpture. Stunning to look at, even better to wear! It’s the “Power And Fury” Sculpted Dragon Head…
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Razor Blade Bracelet
SICK!!! A Bracelet that’s a Slice above the others… A Creepy Goth Bracelet Featuring Razor Blade Links. WOW! Looking like Real Razors (but aren’t), these Blades are Joined together for all of Eternity. Til Death Do We Part… Handmade,…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Star Wars Galactic Empire Bracelet
The Galactic Empire in the Star Wars Universe, was Established by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to Replace the Galactic Republic and bring Sith Rule to the Galaxy. And something else that RULES… This Bracelet! It’s the Galactic Empire Logo Etched…
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Cicada Ring
Cicadas are in the Superfamily Cicadoidea. Their Eyes are Prominent, their Wings LARGE, their NOISE is FRIGHTENING!!! So who wouldn’t want to wear one on their finger? Right?
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…












