TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny Comments to begin! :)
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Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Sharks With Human Teeth Earrings
Oh Ho Ho… These Earrings are Fun indeed. Featuring Great White Sharks with Human Teeth. Talk about a HOOT! You can’t wear these and not get a Human Smile, or two. A Handmade Pair of Waterproof Drop Earrings, set…
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Medieval Armor Ring
Probably the most Recognised Style of Armour in the World Today became the Plate Armour associated with the Knights of the Middle Ages. Full Plate Armour developed in the Armouries of Lombardy, created Heavy Cavalry which Dominated the Battlefield…
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Tree Of Death Pendant
Believe it or not, but there really is a “Tree of Death” on the Caribbean Island of Tobago. A Tree so Toxic, that you can’t even stand under it when it Rains. Just Touching the Bark can leave you…
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Mistletoe Dessert Ring
What a Cute Little Ring. It’s a Miniature Christmas Dessert that looks so Good you’ll Lick it! With Yummy Frosting on this Pudding Cake, it’s Festive, Fun, and comes on a Red Plastic Ring. Delightful. Adorned with Mistletoe, this…
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