"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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Dungeon Map Bracelet
OMG! Does this make the Inner Geek Scream? YES! It’s just like the Dungeon Maps we used to Play… Remember DOOM? Remember Building Wads and Floor, Wall, and Sky Textures? It was so Bad Ass! And seeing this 2D…
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Shave My Legs Pendant
“You Make Me Want To Shave My Legs!” LMAO! Bigfoot Season was so Last Year… HA! And this very Cute and Stylish Pendant is Pretty Damn Cool. Suggestive, Fun, and Transparent, this Laser Cut Acrylic Heart will make you…
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Go Saint Yourself Pendant
LOL… If only! Me, in particular, I’m not anywhere near a Saint… But I know some people that are. So a Pendant like this, is a Perfect Gift! It’s a Saint Pendant, that you SAINT yourself! For you actually…
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Triple Spike Leather Bracelet
I NEED THIS! It would go Great with my Ninja Costume! It’s a Leather Bracelet that holds Three 4.5″ Metal Triangular Spikes, which can be used for Punch Spikes worn on the Fingers, to Climbing Spikes! Secure this Bracelet…
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Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs
Clever, Clever Ear Plugs… Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs, that you can wear either way. For it’s the same Plug that reads SAINT one way, and spun around, it reads SINNER the other! So pick your Personality, or have…












