"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
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The Exorcist Necklace
The Exorcist (Based loosely on Actual Events) was created in 1978, and quickly became one of the Most Profitable Horror Movies ever made. When Young Regan (Linda Blair) starts acting Odd; Levitating, Speaking in Tongues; her Worried family Requests…
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Snot Nose Brooch
“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…
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Heart Wings Nipple Rings
If my Nipple only had Wings… Well, now they can… For these Decorative Nipple Shield Rings are Hearts and Wings. Blinging Rhinestone Wings, formed in the Shape of a Heart, cast in Solid Surgical Steel, 14 Gauge Barbells, and…
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Hipster Santa Charm
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly and Forever Stylish! Put this Charm Bead on your Bracelet or Pendant and HO HO HO to the end of the year! Cute, Fun, and hey, Green Shades! :P
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Halloween Leaf Pendant
Scary Times are coming… Meaning it’s Time to Check your Wardrobe as well! And this Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Leaf Pendant is just the Perfect Accessory. Featuring a Red Autumn Leaf, with a Jack-O-Lantern Face, Happy, Smiling, Dangling from a Yellow…
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Fishing Lure Earrings
Oh, the last time I had a Fishing Lure in my Ear was when I went Fishing with Uncle Charlie and he had one too many to Drink! OUCH! But now, I can have Fishing Lures Dangling from my…