"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
-
I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
-
Qlocktwo Watch
Such a Wonderful Idea… A Watch that tells TIME in WORDS! You can actually look down at your Watch and READ the TIME… Check out the Example Shown: “It Is Half Past Twelve”! COOL BEANS!
-
Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
-
I Love Me Watch
We all Need to Love Ourselves BEFORE we can Love Each Other. At least that’s what they always Say… Whether it’s True or Not, that Remains to be seen… And seen it will with this Beautiful Self-Pride Wrist Watch…
-
Candy Cane Earrings
Yum! Let me Nibble on those Ears! How Cool are these? Earrings that look like Real Candy Canes! Red Stripped Candy Canes bent to Perfection and Made to Order. Created out of Polymer Clay with Surgical Steel French Hooks…
-
Nyan Cat Pop Tart Ring
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-Bit Animation Depicting a Cat with the Body of a Cherry Pop Tart flying through Outer Space… And it’s landed on your Finger! For this Fun, Colorful Feline, is…












