Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…

Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…

“You can’t leave the table until you eat all your Vegetables!” That was then… NOW I not only EAT them, I WEAR them (See all the stains on my shirt?)! So this Bracelet of Veggies will fit right in…

I am a BIG FAN of Ouija Boards… I’d LOVE to find a Real Antique Board, like you see in the Movies. Instead, all you find are Cardboard Versions that Glow in the Dark! HA! Not the same thing……

HOW FUN! And what a perfect gift for the Chef, or wanna be Chef, baker, barista or foodie… It’s whisks! Miniature working whisks that move and shake just like the real ones. Soldered onto great looking cufflink backs, so…

“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……