LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….

“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…

HA! Well, this is Probably TRUE! If you Search the Web, you’ll see there are a lot of BAD Decisions when it comes to Tattoos. BAD or DRUNK! HA! Check out this Tumblr and see for yourself: Worst Tattoo…

“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…

Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…

Who LOVES Fudgsicles? I DO I DO! And this Cool and Sweet Ring looks just like a Fudgsicle and it’s making my Mouth Water! Mmmm… Look at that Bite taken out of it. Too Real! I can almost Feel…