I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….

“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…

These Onion-Flavored Corn Snacks are So Damn Good! I Can’t Stop Eating them! And if you Wear these Cute Dangly Funyun Earrings, I just might Eat your Ear Lobes! Not Kidding! You’ve been Warned!

This Bracelet is SOOOOO COOOOL! Just look at it. It looks like some Kick Ass Jaw Bone from some Crazy Extinct Animal. AWESOME! And to think that someone carved this out of Resin… WOW! I Love it!

I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…

This pair of Cufflinks Scream Geek! Get these Cufflinks for the Computer Fanatic or the ‘GEEK’ in your Life. They Feature the Keyboard Buttons ‘Esc’ and ‘Ctrl’… Because that’s what we all want… To Escape Control! Right?