Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit most Fingers. “Eat a d-ck…” As the Etsy Artist says; “With some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti!” Want to Catch some Eyes? Shock People? Tell People where to go??? It’s a Ring that will Drop everyone to their Knees… “Hey Boss… ” Yeah, you know the rest. :)
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Funny Eat a D-ck Sarcastic Statement Ring
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Pool Floatie Earrings
With SUMMER Coming, there’s no Better Time to Get Ready, then with a Pool Party! And with these Fun Festive Dangly Earrings, you’ll be in Perfect Attire for the Summer Heat. Looking just like those Pool Floaties, Mattress-Lounge Thingies…
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Motorcycle Racing Rubber Watch
Soar on over to Amazon and grab this Kick-Ass Cool Motorcycle Racing Wrist Watch. With a Jet Black Dial, Red Hands, White Second Hand and a Rubberized Casing, you’ll love how Sporty it looks, feels, and tells Time. Keep…
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Starry Night Watch
All you Artistic Types take notice, this Watch is for YOU! It’s a Museum Artifacts Watch that Features the Starry Night Painting by Van Gogh. Beautiful, Cool, and certainly Eye-Catching!
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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