Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit most Fingers. “Eat a d-ck…” As the Etsy Artist says; “With some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti!” Want to Catch some Eyes? Shock People? Tell People where to go??? It’s a Ring that will Drop everyone to their Knees… “Hey Boss… ” Yeah, you know the rest. :)
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Funny Eat a D-ck Sarcastic Statement Ring
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Mood Belly Ring
This is a very Cool, very Clever piece of Jewelry! It’s a Belly Navel Ring that not only GLOWS in the Dark, BUT… It’s actually Color Changing Mood Jewelry as well. What Color will yours be?
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Piqued. Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads off… But I know one thing, these KFC Ear Plugs are sure to be noticed and commented on. How…
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CAUTION HOT Belly Ring
Warning Warning Item is HOT! It certainly is with this CAUTION HOT Belly Button Ring. Cool Road Sign that says it all! HOT HOT HOT! Dangling with Stainless Steel, make a Statement that everyone can See… And FEEL!
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Japanese Zombie Girl Necklace
LMAO! This Just makes me Laugh! It’s a Japanese Girl, a ZOMBIE no doubt, Eating a BIG BOWL OF BLOODY BRAINS! HA! Too Funny! Look at her Huge Wide Eyes Staring Right into your Soul. Creepy and Hilarious at…
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I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!”…
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