Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and says, “Well, I Guess we finally Answered THAT Question!” LMAO! That was BAD… But these Earrings are GOOD!
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Cigarette and Match Dangle Earrings
You know, a Survey has shown that Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics! Really! And with these very Interesting Pair of Cigarette and Match Earrings, you'll certainly hear both sides of the story. One Earring Dangle is a Crumbled up Cigarette, still red at the tip, and the other Earring is a Match from a Match Box... Both look pretty Real, and they'll be an Awesome Conversation Starter! 1.5" long, you'll Heat things up for Sure! :)
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Cork Watch
Cork is an Impermeable, Buoyant Material, a Prime-Subset of Tissue that is Harvested for Commercial Use and Cork Boards… But did you know that Cork actually comes from a Real Tree? There are about 2,200,000 Hectares of Cork Forest…
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Starbucks Earrings
“OMG It’s a Starbucks Mocha Light Blended Coffee Frappuccino with Rich Mocha Sauce, Nonfat Milk and Ice!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” *FAINTS You know you Want it. You know you can Taste it now… Cool and Sweet on your Palette. MMMM… Chocolate…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)
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F Bomb Lapel Pin
“You turned me out, then you turned me on… You dropped a bomb on me!” Oh yeah… But this bomb… Is an F Bomb enamel brooch badge! And everyone drops one. It’s a fun lapel pin that will crack…
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Halloween Charm Bracelet Kit
Now this is an Awesome Kit for Kids… A Halloween Charm Bracelet Kit that features everything you need for a Night of Bats, Cats, Pumpkins, Witches and MONSTERS! Colorful Beads, Orange, Green, and Purple, allow Kids to Create and…
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Bloody Weapons Necklace
Nice! Reminds me of my last Dentist Visit… It didn’t end well. For her! :) Looking for a Bloody Weapon? Something Sick, Twisted, and PERFECT for Halloween? Well these Bloody 16″ Necklaces are just the thing. Viscous Weapons, Saws,…
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