Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and says, “Well, I Guess we finally Answered THAT Question!” LMAO! That was BAD… But these Earrings are GOOD!
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Cigarette and Match Dangle Earrings
You know, a Survey has shown that Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics! Really! And with these very Interesting Pair of Cigarette and Match Earrings, you'll certainly hear both sides of the story. One Earring Dangle is a Crumbled up Cigarette, still red at the tip, and the other Earring is a Match from a Match Box... Both look pretty Real, and they'll be an Awesome Conversation Starter! 1.5" long, you'll Heat things up for Sure! :)
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Spinner Dice Ring
Made of Durable Stainless Steel, you get Even Odds for All Numbers! What a Cool concept. NO MORE DICE! Just Spin the outer Ring with your thumb and let the numbers fall… Neat Spinner Ring that you will constantly…
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Colorful Fish Lure Earrings
Girl really does take the Bait… Fish Bait! For these Earrings are Colorful, Dangly, and FUN! Real Fishing Lures turned into Earrings that will Look Incredible Dangling from your Lobes. Especially if you’re in the Water… Right? Nibble Nibble……
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Smiling Undead Necklace
This is enough to give anyone Nightmares! Just look at that Creepy Ass Smile! I’m outta here… This Gothic, Dark, Horrorific Pendant is certainly going to Delight a Few… Poor Dead Souls! Awesome and Scary! I LOVE it! :)
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Silver Gold Abacus Pendant
The Abacus, also called a Counting Frame, is a Calculating Tool that was in use Centuries before the Adoption of the Written Modern Numeral System and is still widely used by Merchants, Traders and Clerks in Asia, Africa, and…
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Jedi Cufflinks
LOL Famous Last Words: Trust Me, I’m a Jedi! HA! A JEDI is a Member of the Mystical Knightly Order in the Star Wars Films, Trained to Guard Peace and Justice in the Universe. Jedis have Special Privileges and…
