Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and says, “Well, I Guess we finally Answered THAT Question!” LMAO! That was BAD… But these Earrings are GOOD!
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Cigarette and Match Dangle Earrings
You know, a Survey has shown that Smoking is one of the Leading Causes of Statistics! Really! And with these very Interesting Pair of Cigarette and Match Earrings, you'll certainly hear both sides of the story. One Earring Dangle is a Crumbled up Cigarette, still red at the tip, and the other Earring is a Match from a Match Box... Both look pretty Real, and they'll be an Awesome Conversation Starter! 1.5" long, you'll Heat things up for Sure! :)
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Moving Punch and Judy Charm
Punch and Judy were Very Violent Puppets featuring Mr Punch and his Wife, Judy. They were Short Scenes Depicting Mr Punch with another Character, who usually Fell Victim to Mr. Punch’s Club. Performed by a Puppeteer who Collected Money…
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Squirrel Deez Nuts Pendant
LMFAO! “What do you call a Squirrel with no Nuts?” “Female Squirrel!” HA! Okay, that Joke was NUTS… And so is this Pendant. It’s a Military Dog Tag Pendant that’s made out of Stainless Steel, Hangs on a 36″…
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Pin Up Boy Christmas Elf Lapel Pin
“Deck the Halls with Lots of Holly…” For it’s Christmas. It’s Festive. And it’s a Pin Up Boy that’s Ideal for your Stocking. Or Lapel. Or wherever you want to Stick this Bad Boy. For it’s a Naughty, or…
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
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Creepy Eyeball Jar Necklace
One eyeball, and two eyeball, and CRUNCH! YUM! What’s better than seeing an eyeball in a jar? How about 20 of them? And with this sick and twisted necklace, it’s sure to attract all the eyes, for sure. It’s…
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Skull Heart Rose 3 Ring Set
Crazy 3 Piece Ring… Wear them Stacked together, or Separate them on different Fingers, it’s Cool. And a little Punk. Featuring a Skull Ring, A Red Crystal Heart Ring, and a Rose Gold Plated Flower Ring. All three make…
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