World’s Best Mistress Floating Locket
Sweet! You really do LOVE me… On the Side, every other Weekend, in the Backseat of your Car, down a Dark Alley… Right? Just Extra Hours at the Office. Time to Be with the Mistress… And not only A Mistress, but the BEST Mistress (You know who you are). A WORLD’S Best Mistress, with Floating Charms in a Floating Locket Necklace; 12 Birthstones, Adjustable Necklace Length, and one HAPPY Yellow Sign. Lucky YOU!
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Worlds Best Mistress Floating Locket Pendant Set
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Bubble Gum Queen Ring
Cheeky Ring with a Mini-Woman sitting on a Chair, making a Chewing Gum Bubble, on a Green Ring made of Resin. It will make people go “WHAAAAAATTT?”
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Arithmetic Wrist Watch
Arithmetic is the Oldest and most Elementary Branch of Mathematics that exists. It consists of the Study of Numbers, especially the Properties of the Traditional Operations between them — Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division… And it makes my Brain…
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XXL D Belly Button Ring
LMAO! Oh Boy… Or should I say, BIG BOY! HA! This Belly Button Ring will make everyone Smile and Laugh… Not to mention, get you a few Dates! :) It’s a 10mm Long Navel Ring that’s made out of…
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Orange Eye Ear Plugs
Cool Cool Cool Cool Ear Plugs! Incredible Wood Plugs that are Hand Painted and look Spectacular! The Detail in the Orange Eyes… WOW! Rich Wood, Bright Colors, they’ll look Kick Ass in your Ears!
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Ouija Board Pointer Belly Ring
Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…
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