Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Dog Poo Brooch
HA! Pardon my Poo… But it’s a Load of FUN! A Pet Dog Brooch Pin Set that’s Cute, Adorable, and Colorful too. Featuring one Brown Dog, Squatting, Taking a Dump (with a Little White Heart on his Hump), and…
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Beef Butcher Cuts Cufflinks
If you’re handy with a Butcher Knife, a Farmer, or just someone who LOVES Cow, then these are the Cufflinks for you! They are Cuts of Beef Cufflinks that look like a Cow with all the Slices outlined… Ready…
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Scary Cat Charm
HA! Cats really are Scaredy-Cats! They JUMP a Mile High when Spooked. And this Dangly Cat Charm looks just like that. A Cat, on High Alert, ready to Pounce, Attack, Run, Scratch, Hiss and Spit! Bah Ha Ha Ha!…
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Handcuff Nipple Ring
LOL You know your Nipple have been Bad when you have to Lock it up in Handcuffs. HA! Talk about BLINGING! This Nipple Barbell Ring is a Crystal Filled Handcuff with more Handcuffs Dangling off it. It’s Handcuff overload!…
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Hot Pepperoni Pizza Belly Ring
Oh man, I can almost Smell the Grease… This Belly Button Ring is DELISH! Looking just like a Hot Steaming Pepperoni Pizza, this Beautiful and Mouth Drooling Navel Ring will attract all Eyes… 7/16 inch Long, 14 Gauge, 316L…












