Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Real Ant Ring
Ants are Eusocial Insects of the Family Formicidae and, along with the Related Wasps and Bees, belong to the order Hymenoptera. Ants Evolved from Wasp-Like Ancestors in the Mid-Cretaceous Period between 110 and 130 million years ago… And here…
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Love Chicken Earrings
LOL! These Earrings Crack me up! They’re Love Chicken Earrings that will make everyone have a Great Morning! Featuring a Mismatched Pair of Earrings, one being a Dangle Fish Hook Earring holding a Funny Colored Chicken, and the other…
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Frankenstein and Bride Bangle
“Look! It’s Moving. It’s Alive. IT’S ALIVE!” (That’s what she said) LMAO! It’s the Iconic Frankenstein Monster and the Lovely Big Haired Bride. A Cute Stretchy Charm Bracelet made out of Sterling Silver and Glass Cabochons featuring the Green…
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Crystal Dog and Bone Bangle Bracelet
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This Bangle Bracelet is so Darling… It makes me Drool! It’s Puppy Love, a 7 3/4″ Bangle Bracelet that will get everyone Barking. Featuring a Whimsical Crystal Dog (with a Red Bow Tie) and Bone, cast in Sterling…
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Camera Tie Bar Clip
The LawMate TC10 is one of the World’s Smallest Cameras Embedded in to a Standard Looking Tie Bar Clip. It Looks just like a Normal Tie Bar, but has a Small Opening which takes Stealth Pictures PLUS… Audio Recording!…
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Skeleton Necklace
This Kick Ass Skeleton hangs (hangs on for dear life) to a 19.5″ Chain that’s sooooo COOL! And, it’s made out of Stainless Steel! So it’s Durable, won’t Tarnish, Rust, or Corrode! All the Better! :)
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