Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny…
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American Football Stitching Ring
It’s Super Bowl FEVER Everywhere, with 51 coming fast (02-05-2017 – 6:30 PM on FOX), it’s the Atlanta Falcons VS the New England Patriots, and boy will it be a showdown… So Grab yourself a Football Ring to get…
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Gold Skull Sterling Silver Ring
This Stackable Ring just Screams FUN! It’s a 10K Gold Skull that sits on a Sterling Silver Stackable Ring (Like the Ring in the Center). Each Skull is Unique and Handmade per Order. You can Choose the Type of…
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Guardian Of The Galaxy Bracelet
SWEET… This Charm Bracelet is out of this World… For it’s a Guardians of the Galaxy Bracelet, featuring all the Fun Loveable Characters: Star Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, and Guardians of The Galaxy Logo. They hang…
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Facebook Like Cufflinks
Set your Mood with your Cuffs! Featuring the Facebook “Like” Button on one Cuff Link, and the sometimes very necessary “Dislike” Button on the opposite Cuff. Cool Concept, if only life were this easy! :)
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King Chess Piece Ring
In Chess, the King is the Most Important Playing Piece. The Object of the Game is to Trap the Opponent’s King so that Escape is not Possible (Checkmate). If a Player’s King is Threatened with Capture, it is said…
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