Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Death Star Ear Plugs
The Death Star refers to Star Wars Mobile Space Stations that were Galactic Superweapons. One of them was the DS-1 Platform, roughly 1/25 the Size of Earth’s Moon, and held 1.7 Million Military Personnel, with 400,000 Fun Loving Droids….
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Golden Sun Nipple Ring
“It’s A Sunshine Day!” Ahhhh, Remember when the Brady Bunch Sang that Song back in 1973? Well, It’s Safe to Say they weren’t Talking about this! :) Sunny Days ARE HERE with this Big, Bright (Janet Jackson) Nipple Shield…
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What-Ever Ring
What-Ever Kids Ring, with an interchangeable Charm for a Bracelet. It brings communicate to a halt. “Sue, did you do your homew…” “WHAT-EVER!” :)
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Gynaecologist Cufflinks
LMAO! An Old Lady goes to the Dentist, sits in the Chair, lowers her Panties and Lifts her legs. The Dentist says “I’m not a Gynaecologist!” “I know,” she says “I want you to take my Husband’s Teeth out!”…
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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Chinese Takeout Dangle Earrings
Chinese Food to go $15. Gas to pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the containers…. Riceless! It went to the Wong Customer… (Joke from Reddit) But with these Chinese Food Takeout Earrings, you’ll…
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