Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Archangel Uriel Sigil Amulet Bracelet
Want some Magical Powers? How about an Amulet Bracelet with Red Jasper and the Sign of the the Archangel Uriel (God is my Light)? The Sigil of the Archangel Uriel is used to Invoke Knowledge of Science, Physics, and…
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Monster Energy Cufflinks
The Power is in the Can! And on your Wrist! Such Slick, Cool Cufflinks that will have the whole office talking. Show them what’s up with a MONSTER on your Cuffs. Unleash the Beast!
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Mousetrap Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Too Cute! They Remind me of the Game Mousetrap… I don’t know Why! ;) Looking like a Real Mousetrap, this Trap has the Cheese and is just Waiting for a little Mouse to Pounce… Wear them…
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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HUGE! Donald Trump Cufflinks
“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand…” HA! You have to admit, there’s a lot of Comedy in the Government today. And just like these Satire Donald Trump Cufflinks… They’re…
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Suicide Doll Earrings
“Don’t try Suicide, Nobody’s Worth it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody Cares, Don’t try Suicide, Just gonna Hate it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody gives a Damn…” YEAH! Queen said it the Best… But these little Dollies prove the Point!
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