“Why are frogs so happy?” “They eat whatever bugs them!” “What’s a frog’s favorite game?” “Croak-et!” “What kind of shoes do frogs wear?” “Open toad!” Okay, enough Jokes that will turn you Green… It’s an Emerald Green Frog climbing…

HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!

The Graphics in Minecraft are intentionally Pixelated, it kind of looks like a Relic from the Atari Era. It’s a Whole World make out of Blocks! Just like this Heart… It’s a Friendship Necklace that Breaks Apart! :)

Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…

An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…

These Cufflinks are ADORABLE! Blue Balloon Doggie Cufflinks that will get plenty of “Ooohs” and “Ahhhhs” No Doubt! Made out of Rhodium Plated Brass and Blue as the Sky, these Dogs will have everyone Barking! :)