Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way around. Ideal for the Hunter, and also for the Eater. 8mm Wide, Comfort Fit, Available in Sizes 4-17 (Whole, Half or Quarter Increments), it’s Gobble Gobble GOOD!
Titanium Ring with Turkey Tracks
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Bazinga Ring
Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!
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Kisai RPM Gold Watch
This Watch is a JOY to look at! It’s a Kisai RMP Gold Watch that is Visually Stunning! So Smooth! So LED! So COOL! It’s Revolutionary Timing that really catches your EYE! This is a Limited Edition Watch that…
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Invisible Man Brooch
The Invisible Man was a Science Fiction Novella by H. G. Wells Published in 1897. It’s about a Scientist who Invents a way to Change the Body’s Refractive Index to that of Air so that it Absorbs and Reflects…
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Custom Morse Code Bracelet
These are Fun and Unique. It’s a Morse Code Bracelet, that’s Custom Made just for you, and your Secret Message. Using up to 3 Words, you can Create your own Special Saying and have it Strung on a Bracelet…
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Thanksgiving Day Earrings
Gobble Gobble… It’s Thanksgiving… A Day full of Breasts and Thighs and Butt… Right? Well, if you’re a Turkey or a Pilgrim, YEP! Because these Thanksgiving Turkey Day Earrings are Bearing it all… A Cute Pilgrim, wearing nothing but…
