Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way around. Ideal for the Hunter, and also for the Eater. 8mm Wide, Comfort Fit, Available in Sizes 4-17 (Whole, Half or Quarter Increments), it’s Gobble Gobble GOOD!
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Titanium Ring with Turkey Tracks
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Chucky Child’s Play Pendant
“FUUUUUUU********KKKKKK!” This Necklace is Creepy as Hell! WOW! It’s the Chucky Doll from Child’s Play and it looks KILLER! Frightening Blue Eyes in a Sliced up Bloody Head with that Gnarly Orange Hair… YIKES! Makes me want to Run…
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Heart Measuring Tape Necklace
Is Losing Weight a New Year’s Resolution? Getting Fit? In Shape… Then get yourself a Visual Reminder of your Goals, just like this Very Cool Heart-Shaped Pendant. Made to Resemble a Measuring Tape, this Necklace comes in either Silver-Tone…
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Ranch Dressing Necklace
Yep, you’re a Ranch Lover if you wear a Ranch Dressing Necklace. Looking just like a Miniature Bottle of Hidden Valley’s Ranch Dressing, this Colorful, Creamy Bottle is made from Polymer Clay, and strung from a 18″ Bead Necklace….
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Butt Butt Necklace
When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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