“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…

What a really really good idea… Couples Rings! For Music Lovers or Musicians…. Two Rings, Featuring Music Notes; Treble, Clef, Bass, that Form a Wonderful Heart Shape when put together. Talk about Romantic! “When Words Fail Music Speaks” is…

“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….

Let’s face it, we can’t all be Tom Cruise wearing Sunglasses, Dancing around in our Underwear (Risky Business)… Oh wait, we can! Because these Underwear, are Earring Studs, and it’ll make you Dance and Sing that “Old Time Rock…

The Borg is a Fictional Alien Race that Appears in the Star Trek Universe. They are Cybernetic Organisms Functioning as Drones in a Hive Mind called the Collective, or the Hive. And when they say “Resistance is Futile”, they…

BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…