Poison Apple Brooch
Fun Fun Brooch… “Eat the Apple Sweetie… It’s a little Tart, but it’ll be good for you!” :) Killer Brooch, a Poison Glitter Red Apple, with a Poison Green Skull Mask… Creepy and Colorful and IDEAL for Spooks and Halloween Hauntings. Wear it on your Hat, Coat, Sweater, Purse, or Hearse… for it’s just a Bite or Two. It won’t Hurt… MUCH! “MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!”
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Poison Apple Glitter Brooch
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Fight Club Ring
Get your FREAK on! Really! Put this little bity FIST on your Finger and Box away! With this Ring on, EVERYTHING looks like a Punching Bag! Take that Cat…!
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Hot Water Bottle Earrings
A Hot Water Bottle is a Container filled with Hot Water and Sealed with a Stopper, used to Provide Warmth, typically while in Bed, but also for the Application of Heat to a Specific Part of the Body… Like…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…
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Chocolate Bunny Earrings
SWEET! These Bunnies look good enough to eat! I LOVE Easter… Candy! :) Especially all those Chocolate Eggs, Bunnies, and Peeps… YUM! And to be able to Wear Chocolate Bunnies in my Ears… SCRUMPTIOUS! I’d HOP with Joy! Looking…
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Bunnysutra Watch
LMAO! “Who Loves you Bunny?” Actually Bunnies Love Everything, especially in this Funny Bunny Loving Wrist Watch. It’s Bunnysutra that’s Perfect any Time of the Day. Featuring Cartoon Bunny Couples in every Position Possible, they are Furry, Smiling, Sexy,…
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