Real Rat Foot Earrings
“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween. Creepy, Crawly, High-Fiving Rats, Dead and Stuffed… 1.3″ Long, Mummified (No Nasty Smell), and Hanging from .925 Silver Fish Hooks… AWESOME and DIRE!
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Real Rat Foot Taxidermy Earrings
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Runny Nose Brooch
Ha! And you thought the Queen Picking Her Nose was bad… This takes the Cake! It’s a Brooch Pin that looks just like a Nose… With SNOT Hanging from it! WAT???? LMAO! It’s the Runny Nose Brooch that’s made…
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Revolver Cylinder Belly Button Ring
Bang Bang You’re Dead! And with this Lovely Belly Button Ring, you’ll be Aiming towards the Stars (I don’t even know what that means…) But it’s a Stainless Steel Belly Button Navel Ring that’s Kick Ass for sure. 14…
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Hot Water Bottle Earrings
A Hot Water Bottle is a Container filled with Hot Water and Sealed with a Stopper, used to Provide Warmth, typically while in Bed, but also for the Application of Heat to a Specific Part of the Body… Like…
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pendant
LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…
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Calculator Keypad Watch
This Watch and my Phone, are going to cause me problems… Why can’t the Keypads be the same? HUH? This Wrist Watch is a Classic Knock-off of the Keypad Calculator. Featuring Raised Keyboard Numbers that Light-Up LED Style, this…
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