Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy him? A Cheap Wrist Watch! HA! NICE GIFT!
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Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Skeleton Necklace
This Kick Ass Skeleton hangs (hangs on for dear life) to a 19.5″ Chain that’s sooooo COOL! And, it’s made out of Stainless Steel! So it’s Durable, won’t Tarnish, Rust, or Corrode! All the Better! :)
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Automatons Eye Ring
What a Crazy Creepy Gothic Ring! Featuring a Steampunk Style Mechanical Apparatus, with a Swivel Hood that Hinges up and Displays a Glass EYEBALL! Cool Cool Stuff! Wear this, and SEE ALL!
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Fire Extinguisher Cufflinks
Made of Rhodium-Plated-Brass, these Fire Extinguisher Cufflinks will look great with any Suit or any Uniform! Classy Cufflinks that people will Admire and Appreciate!
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…
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