Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Christmas Beard Ornaments
LOL! Oh these Beard Ornaments really crack me up. Just like the previous Jingle Bell Beard Ornaments I featured earlier, these are Round Christmas Balls. Ornaments made Specifically for your Beard Hair. And they’re so Simple to Wear; You…
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Gothic Fetus Ring
This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!
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Beautiful Asymmetry Butterfly Wing Drops
I love love love Asymmetrical earrings. Something about them are fun, creative, and eye-catching. Which is why this pair of asymmetry drops is absolutely beautiful. A pair of butterfly wing earrings, that dangle down like works of stained glass,…
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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Cigar Cufflinks
Ahhhh, the Lovely Smell of Cigars! Nice eh? If you Smoke Cigars, then why not Show your LOVE with these Beautiful and Stylish Cufflinks. Looking like Mini-Cigars, it just may make you want a Puff… Or Two! :)