Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy him? A Cheap Wrist Watch! HA! NICE GIFT!
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Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Cheese Puff Necklace
Oh those Puffed Corn Snacks that are Crisp, Coated with a Mixture of Cheese Cheese and more Cheese! That Cheese-Flavored Powder gets on your Fingers, Lips, Shirt and Couch… You can’t STOP Eating them! They’re so GOOD! You Chew…
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Burger Ring
“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!
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Bacon Charm Bead
Ohm came out with a Limited Edition “BACON” Charm Bead! And at first glance, it does look like Bacon. Upon further inspection though, I find it hard to bite! :( But at least it will fit your “European” Charm…
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Buck Tooth Plugs
Bahahah ah aha ha ha ha ha! I LOVE these… What a Snaggle-Tooth Blast! Ear Gauge Plugs that Resemble Real Buck Teeth! What a Concept… 2 Plugs, Handmade, using Ebony Wood, Polymer Clay, Acrylic Teeth, Acrylic Paint, and Resin……
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Wolf Head Finger Ring
“GET OUT!” Look at this Incredible Ring! It’s a DOUBLE JOINT Finger Ring, which means, it slides on the Finger and is so long that it goes over the Second Knuckle and comes to a Point at the end!…
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!
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