“Why do Watermelons have Fancy Weddings?” “Because they Cantaloupe!” “When do you Go at Red and Stop at Green?” “When you’re Eating a Watermelon!” Ha! I Could go on and one, but I’ll Stop at the Rind! If you…

Wear these Cool Holiday Earrings and you’ll be hungry all day. Big, Fat Delicious Turkeys bobbing off your Lobes, hanging from these Black Leverback Earrings. They just Scream YUM!

“Begone, Foul Dwimmerlaik, Lord of Carrion! Leave the Dead in Peace!” Okay, it’s Official… I’m going to re-watch the Movies… I Adore the LOTR, and this Bracelet is Geeky, Cool, Fun! Dangly Charms, Crystals, Leather Cord… I LOVE IT!

What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…

I’ve always been a Big Fan of Medieval Jewelry! They’re so Intricate and Cool! And this Striking Pendant, Handcrafted in England with a Deep Blue Cabochon Swarovski Crystal, is just plain AWESOME! :)

Holy Crap! Hold onto your Vomit Bag… It’s Ear Plugs that are Horror Inducing Nightmares. Autopsy Body Cuts, Y shaped, from the Shoulder Blades down to the Belly Button, it’s Scary Forensic Fun for your Ear Lobes! Handmade out…