Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!” Oh that was Bad, but these Cufflinks are GOOD! Anatomically Correct, Red Hearts that will look SWELL on your Arms… You know, you wear your Heart on your Sleeve! Egads! Buy this Cufflinks TODAY!
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Anatomically Correct Red Human Heart Cufflinks
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Barbie Head Earrings
I always Wanted Barbie Bobbing on either side of my Head… Oh wait, that didn’t come out right. But with these FUNNY Novelty Earrings, that’s exactly what will happen. Dangling from Bright Silver Ear Loops, these Crazy Twin Barbie…
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Left Shark Pendant Necklace
The Super Bowl Half Time Show will never be the same… That is, without Katy Perry’s Dancing Sharks… Especially the LEFT Shark! That Shark had NO Idea what Dance it was doing, and it sent the Internet VIRAL! Now,…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Tintin Comicbook Bracelet
The Adventures of Tintin is a Series of Comic Albums Created by Belgian Cartoonist Hergé. It Features Tintin (center), Snowy (the Dog), a Villain and more. They’re Cute, Colorful, and FUN to wear! Especially as a Bracelet! “Crumbs!” :)
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Monster Eyes Tie Tack
“What is a Monster’s Favorite Snack Food?” “Ghoul Scout Cookies!” “How do you keep a Monster from Biting his Nails?” “Replace them with Screws!” :) Okay, okay… I can see your Eyes Rolling… Oh wait, that’s your Tie Tack!…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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