Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!” Oh that was Bad, but these Cufflinks are GOOD! Anatomically Correct, Red Hearts that will look SWELL on your Arms… You know, you wear your Heart on your Sleeve! Egads! Buy this Cufflinks TODAY!
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Anatomically Correct Red Human Heart Cufflinks
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Eggplant Dangle Drop Earrings
“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….
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Game Console Ear Plugs
These look Awesome until someone grabs your Head and starts to Play! HA! Neat Game Console Ear Plugs that are Great for the Gamer Geek! Sleek, Colorful, and COOL! It makes you want to have some FUN!
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Skull Anchor Pendant
Using a combination of Titanium, Steel, and Leather Cord, this Necklace is a Great Look and gives a Great Punk Vibe. Comes on a 16″ Cord, this Pendant would Compliment any “Jack Sparrow” Costume! :)
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Makin Bacon Wrist Watch
“What happened when the Pig Pen Broke?” “He had to use a Pencil!” :) “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “Where do Pigs get together?” “The Meet Market!” Okay, Okay, enough Pig Jokes……
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Pepsi Nipple Ring
Pepsi is a Carbonated Soft Drink that is Produced and Manufactured by PepsiCo. Created and Developed in 1893 and Introduced as “Brad’s Drink”, it was Renamed as Pepsi-Cola in 1898, then to Pepsi in 1961 (because of the Digestive…
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Green Camouflage Watch
This Watch is Bad Ass! I Love the Green Bezel with the Green Camouflage Dial… Looks very Rolex to me, but this Watch is made by LTD, and they did an Awesome Job with the Details! Very Visual, Very…
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