Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I tripped over a Bottle and a Genie came out. The Genie said he could Grant me one wish. I said, “No s**t!” HA HA! Groan… If you LOVE Wine, you’ll LOVE these Vintage Cork Cufflinks. Cool Corks reading MIS EN BOUTEILLE AU CHATEAU 1985. Cork your Sleeves, they’re COOL!
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Vintage Wine Cork Cufflinks
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Classic Wheel Tire Pendant
VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…
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Double Skull Engagement Ring
WOW! I’m all about SKULLS, and this Ring is Full of them! It’s a Double Skull Diamond Engagement Ring that’s Creepy COOL! Featuring Two Skulls that are Facing out and holding up a Halo of Diamonds (SI2, G-H), plus…
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Little Red Riding Hood Earrings
“Little Red Riding Hood”, also known as “Little Red Cap” or “Red Riding Hood”, is a European Fairy Tale about a Young Girl and a Big Bad Wolf: “The better to Eat you with!”. They’ve never looked better than…
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