Vintage Wine Cork Cufflinks
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Dead Fly Charm Necklace
NICE! Looks like someone took 10 Flyswatters and went to Crazy on your Neck. SMUSH! SPLAT! FLAT! It’s a Necklace unlike anything you’ve ever seen (unless you’re a Venus Fly Trap). A Dead Fly Necklace Featuring 10 Dead Flies…
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Dragon Claw Belly Ring
Just like Smaug Guarding his Gems and Metals, this Dragon Claw is Wicked Cool! Featuring a very Detailed Dragon Claw made out of 316L Surgical Steel, these Four Fingered Mystical Creature Claws are Grasping a Glistening Prism Ball that…
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Bracelet Flask
Nice! Now you may never part from your Alcohol… For anytime you Scratch your Head… BEER! WINE! Mountain Dew… Just sayin’. This Bracelet is actually a Real Functional Flask. It’ll hold whatever liquid you want. Crafted in Porcelain, with…












