“It’s A Sunshine Day!” Ahhhh, Remember when the Brady Bunch Sang that Song back in 1973? Well, It’s Safe to Say they weren’t Talking about this! :) Sunny Days ARE HERE with this Big, Bright (Janet Jackson) Nipple Shield…

These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…

“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…

Oh Man, this is just Awesome! It’s a Sword Belly Button Ring that’s Kick Ass Cool! It’s a Split Sword, so when you wear it, it looks like it’s Stabbing your Belly! SWEET! Not only that, but this Blade…

This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!

Toot your own Horn with this Insanely Cool and Different Tongue Ring. It’s a 14 Gauge Barbell Whistle that Slides through your Tongue and, Believe it or Not, it really Works! A Working Whistle that you can Blow! So…