Funny Gold Drink Eat Sleep Wrist Watch
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Cigarette Finger Ring Holders
“Here, hold my Cigarette… Oh Never Mind, I’ll use this…” A Cigarette Holder Ring that does exactly that; Holds your Cigarette, which frees up your Hands so you can do other tasks, such as Eating, Playing Games, Typing, Picking…
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Geistalon Pendant Necklace
SICK! You can’t get much Cooler than this… Unless you wore Sunglasses! Because this Manly Pendant is a Bad Ass Unicorn, Geistalon (pronounced guy-sta-lon) Style, Straight from the Scrolls of Carrhae. This Dark Unicorn is an Armored Cataphract Unicorn…
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Gynaecologist Cufflinks
LMAO! An Old Lady goes to the Dentist, sits in the Chair, lowers her Panties and Lifts her legs. The Dentist says “I’m not a Gynaecologist!” “I know,” she says “I want you to take my Husband’s Teeth out!”…
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Coffee Zombie Girl Earrings
These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! I Drink about 18 Cups of Coffee everyday, and then I wonder why I can’t Sleep! :) Most of the World…
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Turntable Watch
The “TableTurns Watch”, or the Turntable, Captures the Art of the DJ by Slapping a Turntable right on your Wrist. This Watch is more than just a Simple Effigy, it Redefines “Keeping it Real,” by being True to Form,…
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Fake Diamond Necklace
LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…












