“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…

Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…

WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!

That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…

“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…

Irresistible! I don’t know anyone who can pass up an M&M Cookie… Really. It’s like Sweet Heaven Rolled up in a Pound of Sugar… YUMMMMMMY! And now, you can Wear these Fabulous M&M’s on your Ears. Featuring M&M Cookie…