Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will look Fabulous when the Lights go out. Perfect for Hens Stag Party, Girls Night Out, Bachelorette Parties, Halloween… Anytime you want to Laugh at the Size of a Willy! Really!
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Glow in the Dark Willy Pecker Earring Drops (Bachelorette FUN)
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Cigarette Ear Plug
LOL! I’ve seen People Stick Pencils in their Ears… But NOW, you can Stick Cigarettes! These Fun Ear Plugs are PERFECT for the Smoker. Looking like a Real Cigarette, these Ear Plugs come in Gauge Sizes 6G, 4G, 2G,…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species…
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Frankenstein Flesh Ring
Your Scars are Beautiful… And so is this Wedding Band. It’s a Fantastic Frankenstein Ring, Featuring the Flesh, Skin and Scars of The Monster himself… And it’s Totally Awesome! Not to mention CUSTOM! For each ring is Unique, Different,…
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Jurassic World TRex Watch
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is coming out next month (June 21st, 2018) and it’s going to be HUGE! Like T-Rex Huge! Which is why, this Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Watch is a MUST-HAVE for any Fan! An Officially-Licensed Jurassic World…
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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