“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…

Made with Steel, Glass, and Broccoli Images, these Cufflinks will make everyone GREEN! Custom made, these Interesting Cufflinks would make a Great Gift for the Vegetarian in your life… Or the Broccoli Lover! ;)

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

Bang Bang You’re Dead! And with this Lovely Belly Button Ring, you’ll be Aiming towards the Stars (I don’t even know what that means…) But it’s a Stainless Steel Belly Button Navel Ring that’s Kick Ass for sure. 14…

“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…

The Design of this Watch and what it stands for it Incredible! “Duty & Courage” is Engraved on the Side, and it couldn’t be more fitting. Sharp Colors, Well Crafted, Beautiful in every way.