King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde Star. He’s then Captured and brought back to New York City for Public Exhibition… And yes, he looks just like this Ring. Cool, Creepy, and the King of all Gorillas. Buy King Kong TODAY!
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Realistic King Kong Gorilla Ring
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Creepy Evil Head Pendant
CREEEEEEPY!!!! Someone buy this, PLEASE! It’s too good to pass up. For it’s the Ugliest, Creepiest, Most Awesome Horror Pendant ever made. Handmade from a Delightful Etsy Artist, this Head is molded from Polymer Clay, Hand Painted, and Attached…
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Ho Lee Chit Pendant
LMAO!!!! Last Year was certainly a Ho Lee Chit Year… In fact, just about any day of any year is a Holy Sh*t moment. So to show off those Fun Times, how about a little Pendant that’s right up…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
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Deal With It Lapel Pin
Lovely… Don’t like it, DEAL WITH IT! The meme “Deal With It” is an expression used as a Retort in Response to someone’s Disapproval. Often Associated with Image Macros and Animated GIFs, which the Subject wears a Pair of…
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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